This is just another blog that belongs to an annoying, German speaking, short teenager. I'm known as Frysauce chan, or pygmy hulk. My queue is constantly running, and be cautious of spoilers.
http://allhailthepumpkinqueen.tumblr.com/post/100302585622/the-fucking-sound-he-makes-kills-me-every-time allhailthepumpkinqueen

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

http://official-romaine.tumblr.com/post/100123511984/friend-hey-wanna-hang-out-tonight-me-sorry-i official-romaine
  • Friend: hey wanna hang out tonight?
  • Me: sorry I have a thing to do simultaneously at the same time
http://catleecious.tumblr.com/post/100390656675 catleecious

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

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http://marniethedog.tumblr.com/post/98938731183/i-love-shopping marniethedog

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

http://hendumst.tumblr.com/post/98039197872/i-could-listen-to-this-forever-and-never-get-bored hendumst

hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

http://trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily.tumblr.com/post/36383052624/cross-out-what-youve-done trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily

Cross Out What You’ve Done

yajuu-chan:

Cross out what you’ve done:

Appearance

  • I had piercings besides the ears
  • I want piercings besides the ears
  • I have a scar
  • I tan easily
  • I wish my hair was a different color
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I want a tattoo
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
  • I’ve glued my hand to something
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
  • I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day
  • I’ve been on a plane
  • I’ve been to California
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean 
  • I’ve been to Europe

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city
  • I’ve seen a shooting star
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
  • I’ve slapped someone
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater
  • I’ve chugged something 
  • I’ve crashed a car
  • I’ve been skiing
  • I’ve been in a musical
  • I’ve auditioned for something
  • I’ve been on stage
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
  • I’ve pranked someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
  • I’ve snuck out
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game
  • I’ve been in a fist fight

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying
  • I hate funerals 
  • I’ve seen someone/something die
  • Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s
  • I’m obsessed with anime/manga
  • I collected comic books
  • I own a lot of makeup
  • I own something from Pac Sun
  • I own something from The Gap
  • I own something I got on E-Bay
  • I own something from Abercrombie 
  • I thrive on compliments
  • I thrive on hate

Random

  • I can sing low key
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
  • I open up to others easily
  • I watch the news occasionally or always
  • I don’t like to kill bugs
  • I sing in the shower
  • I’m a morning person
  • I’m a sports fanatic
  • I twirl my hair
  • I care about grammar
  • I love to spam friends
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I bake well
  • I would wear pajamas to school
  • I like Martha Stewart
  • I laugh at my own jokes
  • I eat fast food weekly
  • I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class 
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room 
  • I’m really ticklish
  • I like white chocolate
  • I bite/used to bite my nails
  • I’m good at remembering names
  • I’m good at remembering dates
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
  • ..have called me fat
  • ..have said I’m skinny
  • ..have said I’m ugly
  • ..have said I’m pretty 
  • ..have spread rumors about me
  • ..forced me to eat 
  • ..say I eat too much 
  • ..say I eat too little

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight quickly
  • I’ve gained weight quickly
  • I’m at my thinnest
  • I’m at my biggest
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
  • My weight affects my mood
  • I diet
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian
  • I exercise 
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion

Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents
  • I’ve planned to run away from home before
  • I’ve run away from home
  • I have a sibling less than one year old
  • I want kids in the future
  • I’ve had kids
  • I’ve lost a child

Relationships

  • I’m engaged
  • I’m married
  • I’m single 
  • I’ve gone on a blind date
  • I have/had a friend with benefits
  • I miss someone right now
  • I have a fear of abandonment
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back 
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
  • I’m a cuddler
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain
  • I’ve hugged a stranger
  • I’ve kissed a stranger

Bad times

  • I regularly drink
  • I can’t swallow pills 
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before
  • I’ve plotted revenge
http://infinitycontraptions.tumblr.com/post/65137192903/theres-nothin-wrong-with-a-little-flare-for-a infinitycontraptions
infinitycontraptions:


There’s nothin’ wrong with a little…flare.

For a larger version, click here! 
Please enjoy while I cry over the inevitability of me drawing Rabbit breathing fire again.

infinitycontraptions:

There’s nothin’ wrong with a little…flare.

For a larger version, click here!

Please enjoy while I cry over the inevitability of me drawing Rabbit breathing fire again.

http://gallifreyburning.tumblr.com/post/100268317174/when-someone-reblogs-an-ancient-post-from-your gallifreyburning

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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http://camcyon.tumblr.com/post/23770788767 camcyon

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

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http://mybloodyicecream.tumblr.com/post/88285541635/i-need-these-for-my-kid mybloodyicecream

mybloodyicecream:

I need these for my kid

http://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/post/100335963895/i-traced-it-so-its-mine-now charlesoberonn
charlesoberonn:

I traced it so it’s mine now

charlesoberonn:

I traced it so it’s mine now

http://paxamgays.tumblr.com/post/100298805693/white-men-omg-u-get-offended-over-everything-omg paxamgays

paxamgays:

white men: OMG U GET OFFENDED OVER EVERYTHING OMG
white men: *says the N WORD*
white men: *rape joke*
white men: native american inspired our SPORT TEAM MASCOT
white men: wow you femi-nazi
white men: why is everyone so offended????

http://terezipyropeisdead.tumblr.com/post/69978005937/not-everything-has-to-be-gay-not-everything-has terezipyropeisdead

terezipyroope:

"not everything has to be gay"

not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media

http://trekkiebeth.tumblr.com/post/100297492328/the-spine-photo-by-trekkiebeth trekkiebeth
trekkiebeth:

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth

trekkiebeth:

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth

Titan